Steve Ballmer: Microsoft's 'Head Coach'

"PCs are better than Macs. That is not something that can be debated."

"...have you ever seen a cheap Mac? No."

"Do Macs work in business? No, they do not."

"I'm very sensitive to exactly what mouse I have on my laptop. Can you find a range of choices? Of course you can't find a range of choices."

"...can you find the applications you want on the Mac? Well, you don't really get full Microsoft Office."

"Apple started doing stores because nobody wanted to sell their PCs."

"The number-one-selling smart phone is the Symbian, the number two is Windows Mobile, the number three is the Black Berry, and then number four is the Apple."